Mamma Mia!

I recently prepared to meet my girlfriend, Amelia. I know you only get one chance to make a first impression. I ate and got cleaned up before our date:

Then I met her. And although I had practiced what I would say, when I saw her beautiful face, all I knew to do was lift up my shirt and show her my milk gut.

She immediately told on me, and the mommas had to intervene.

But it was all worth it for my first time holding the hand of mi lady.